I am a Hindu and I don’t eat beef because the cow is our holy animal. People who eat beef are a shame to our country and should be banished from here. I tie up cows to trees for their entire life. I feed them hay regularly and even take them grazing twice a day. This act of kindness bestows great blessings upon me and will send me to heaven once I am dead.
Treating the cow with such kindness makes me its owner, gives me the right to press and squeeze milk out of the cow’s udders - milk that is meant for the cow’s newly born baby calf.
I follow other intelligent practices like not eating meat 3 days a week. I fast every Thursday & visit the temple every morning. On my way to work, I eat the prasadam and throw the plastic it came in outside my window. I also spit on roads and pee on the sidewalk sometimes; unless, of course, there are pictures of Gods & Goddesses put up. In that case, I find the next suitable public place to spit and pee.
I do not eat fish for a month every year since it is their breeding season. I give up on meat and eggs too during this time. A few days later, I send out toxic colours, plaster of paris, plastic and other harmful substances into the ocean - all in the name of God. The newly hatched fish babies need some toys to play with, right!? Which baby doesn’t like to choke & die after all?
I am an ardent believer in God and my God is pretty unorthodox so I blast my speakers, dance to the loud music mostly playing raunchy songs while worshiping my God. I get drunk too which gives me the authority to molest the next girl I spot because the roads are crowded and I can get away with it.
I have attacked people with plastic balloons filled with water, color & what-not; no one’s ever taught me that it’s wrong! I burst crackers while celebrating my festivals - crackers that not only kill countless dogs, cats & other animals every year, but human beings too. Oh wait, did a cow just die because of me? Never mind, I am a Hindu and I don’t eat beef!
P.S. This post is not intended to hurt anyone's religious sentiments and is purely a description of how I am as a person.
Treating the cow with such kindness makes me its owner, gives me the right to press and squeeze milk out of the cow’s udders - milk that is meant for the cow’s newly born baby calf.
I follow other intelligent practices like not eating meat 3 days a week. I fast every Thursday & visit the temple every morning. On my way to work, I eat the prasadam and throw the plastic it came in outside my window. I also spit on roads and pee on the sidewalk sometimes; unless, of course, there are pictures of Gods & Goddesses put up. In that case, I find the next suitable public place to spit and pee.
I do not eat fish for a month every year since it is their breeding season. I give up on meat and eggs too during this time. A few days later, I send out toxic colours, plaster of paris, plastic and other harmful substances into the ocean - all in the name of God. The newly hatched fish babies need some toys to play with, right!? Which baby doesn’t like to choke & die after all?
I am an ardent believer in God and my God is pretty unorthodox so I blast my speakers, dance to the loud music mostly playing raunchy songs while worshiping my God. I get drunk too which gives me the authority to molest the next girl I spot because the roads are crowded and I can get away with it.
I have attacked people with plastic balloons filled with water, color & what-not; no one’s ever taught me that it’s wrong! I burst crackers while celebrating my festivals - crackers that not only kill countless dogs, cats & other animals every year, but human beings too. Oh wait, did a cow just die because of me? Never mind, I am a Hindu and I don’t eat beef!
P.S. This post is not intended to hurt anyone's religious sentiments and is purely a description of how I am as a person.
What an amazing message. It should clearly open eyes of many people out there who thinks at micro level considering humanity and civilization. It's high time to make our thinking progressive.
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